...howdy people. Here's a little story 'bout an oooole friend of mine and to all the weak folks out there, this is hardcore 10-4....

Oh-Oh,

I jumped out of my bed this morning-then I heard this crunchy sound
from my left leg that was broken-and a note was laying on the ground

baby I am leaving you this minute-took the car and the cats and dogs
got the boots and the rhinestone stetson-nothing's left but the note you got, you suck

Freaky friday, things ain't going my way-everything is gone, my life is a country song
Freaky friday, go play on the highway-everything is wrong, what the heck is going on

Oh-Oh,

On my way through cross town traffic-I was hit by a giant truck
I came late to work and got fired-then suddenly the thunder struck

baby I am leaving you this minute-took the car and the cats and dogs
got the boots and the rhinestone stetson-nothing's left but the note you got, you suck

Freaky friday, things ain't going my way-everything is gone, my life is a country song
Freaky friday, go play on the highway-everything is wrong, what the heck is going on

Life's a country song-hardcore 10-4
What the hell is wrong- yiiii-ha
Life's a country song-hardcore 10-4
What the hell is going on

....Well folks, thats all for now, life is just a god damn country song and that's a big 10-4...